Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness.
Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
Sometimes I wish I was an Octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
It may look like I’m doing nothing, but in my head I’m quite busy.
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
Mr. Bean’s Family Expectation
Waiting for the hot water to come out in the shower.
The Moment He Realized He Was Now The Middle Child