Surprise Date Prank
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Me Supporting My Homies even when they Dumbshit
My friend and I giving each other love advice.!!
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.
You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’,...
I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.